Gillard races to create illegal immigrant pipeline via open border with Bludge Islands

Australia and New Zealand PMs Discuss Residency for Kiwis - International Business Times

1. connive your way to NZ (aka Bludge Islands)

2. get a NZ "citizenship" ie passport

3. swan into Australia

4. go on welfare in the proudest traditions of the previous white new zealanders who swarm into Australia.

Awesome.