Politics explained in one simple graphic

You have your basic choices- red or blue pill (the all important difference between conservative and socialist) or if you are a real deep thinker there's green, or even the single issue lunatics - pink for the gay agenda, brown/red for the self avowed communists, turquoise/olive drab for the immigration issue-

The main thing, the CRUCIAL thing, is to pick one and take it regularly.

Remember, if you don't self medicate, you won't get to play.



And no, under our political-media system, refusing to take any pill is not an option. Duh.