As previously noted, conservative in name only girlyman commentator Andrew Bolt has never met a socialist he doesn't like at first sight. As forgetful of this unflagging support as he usually is once his latest socialist squeeze runs true to form and commits some outrage, there is one misshapen mouth lard ball socialist for whom Bolt has utterly unrelenting crush feelings.
Anthony Albanese.
Yep, the lisper of no consequence is for some explicable reason Bolt's pinup number one. Loves the guy, as Bolt said on radio last night. Admired him for "standing up" to legitimate protestors outside his electoral office- so Bolt is not only gay for socialists, he lies to maintain the media narrative rather than what really happened.
But why? Why is Albanese the guy of Bolt's dreams?
More importantly, we should never forget Albanese's delusional worldview:
spent his life fighting Tories (in Australia, where there aren't any);
coined the convoy of no consequence attack (now converted so successfully to eg Conroy of No Consequence)
dissolves into tears - effeminate beta male at its finest
and so on.
Bolt is not a conservative, and he's not an honest commentator either. But gay for Albanese? If that doesn't tip you off about this controlled opposition stooge Bolt, nothing will.
