Showing posts with label poorly thought out stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poorly thought out stories. Show all posts

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Comicbook review: "Hulk #44" (it's actually some sort of Red Hulk issue)

This comicbook was nicely drawn, which is what one would expect from Marvel or DC (and don't always get).

The writer is Jeff Parker and I had to lead through like half the book to find that out. I wanted to find it out, because I found the writing to be ass cancerously bad. I didn't bother finishing it.

Between the totally boring characters and the pathetic small L liberal politics and preaching, this makes the original appearances of the Arabian Knight look like high art. Gone is his turban (appropriate) his correctly sized scimitar (appropriate) and his local language flavour (appropriate). Now he wears what looks like cast off Haliburton mercenary gear and a red sash like an afterthought. Likewise his characterisation is a despicable Chick Tract of homilies and gibberish.

The characters in fact all talk like mainstream media propagandists. The issue as a whole also took a large steaming shit on actual islamic and middle eastern racial and cultural norms, to the point that one wonders what this comicbook is really supposed to be about.

As for red hulk- just more yawn inducing crap. He's an old man in his human form- but with no issues related to old age, so what's the point? And as red hulk his power level is now all over the joint so again, what's the point?

As for the actual story, it was turgid nonsense that is so disconnected from reality, whilst managing to be offensively leftwing and badly thought out, that this is another comic no one should buy.

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Comicbook review: Animal Man #2

There are 19 pages of story, because one page is an ugly and pointless two page splash. If one goes by panels there's probably... 8? Maybe 9 pages of story, and even then it's extremely drawn out to the point that fuckall happens.

The art is not at Truog levels of hideousness, but it smacks very much of the bad old days of Vertigo where adult themes require nasty looking art for no real reason other than laziness.

Buddy is apparently short for Bernhard(t) which is also a load of crap not to mention a non sequitur.

All in all it feels very much like a hack screenwriter writing an ep of a show for the money with zero real interest in the story.

One item I found hilarious is the confusion as to The Red, a concept that couldn't have been any clearer in the original Animal Man run if it had been drawn with crayon on a wall. Now The Red that Animal Man and his irritating Mary Sue daughter visit (somehow) includes... a tree.

The Red of course is the Platonic realm OF ANIMALS.

So a tree, as such, is probably NOT going to be your eidolon of choice.

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