Chinese have a lot of hells, and today's OCD no doubt hails from one of them. He has an affinity for Andrew McCarthy co-stars with green eyes and calls the bowels of Lo Pan's lair home. Feel the thunder movin' baby like an evil dream as OCD welcomes: Chinese Wild Man.
Looking like the mangy, fanged spawn of a wookie and Yosemite Sam's red wet beard, CWM first appeared in John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China. While the Pork-Chop Express' Jack Burton and his buddy Wang lead a rescue mission out of evil Lo Pan's lair, resident damsel-in-distress Gracie Law thinks a panel bearing a multi-armed Chinese figure that opens up into darkness is worth checking out. Silly Valeris… mysterious doors are for chumps.
