Friday, May 18, 2012

Spam Email: Proud to be Australian

*here it is ........the evidence we have all been looking for ...*

   Aussie  Investing

   If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas Airlines one year ago,

   you will have $49.00 today.

   If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in David Jones one year ago,
   you will have $33.00 today.

   If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Grace Brothers one year
   ago, you will have $0.00 today.

   But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
   all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
   you will have received $214.00.

   Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
   heavily & recycle.

   A recent study found that the average Australian walks about 900
   miles a year.

   Another study found that Australians drink, on average, 22 gallons
   of alcohol a year.

   That means that, on average, Australians get about 41 miles to the
   gallon!

   *Makes you proud to be an Australian!*
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