For the truth, you can rely on Shaz. For Labor's spin, there's The Age. Priceless. Literally, you can't give them away at Coles. - Michael Smith News
Lothario (below, he left his crotch at home) arrived on the first boat that was subject to The Rudd's Decorative Arrangement with PNG (should last about a week if you cut the stems and give it plenty to drink).
Vigilant readers in Melbourne may wish to furnish reports of sightings of Lothario to this office. Staff involved in transfers are most welcome to report in - any person who by dint of some subterfuge has made it to mainland Melbourne is acting in contravention of the highest authority in the land - The Ads.
I'm sure The Rudd or BountyHunterClare said something about national emergency need for The Ads, maybe it was DoofusQC. But The Ads contain an immediate power of arrest upon contravention, so let us know.
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We don't need mass importation of rapemonkeys. Even little itty bitty paki ones like that shitball.
