Jacintha Saldanha
1966 - 2012
Cause of Death:
Suidcided by MI5 Signature "Tragic Wanking Accident"
(Autoerotic Asphyxiation)
Likely Suspects:
MI5 and the Royals
And the Bodyguard of Lies.
Remember when it was announced that the latest Royal Breeder was having twins? It was in all the dumbshit magazines.
And then nothing... Fade out... And the gigantic royal inseminoid was born.
Alchemy, ritual murder, nothing has changed.
